Ernie's alter-ego

a person who masturbates to girls with the name terri

wanted by cougars

bootymeat

give it up at dominos
hey, did you see that movie when that guy busted his sharon all over byron
by bert165165 February 6, 2010
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A very depressed and obsessed person who has everything but nothing and really needs help but can never find anyone to fall in love with he is super stubborn and very smart and nerdy. He tries his hardest to be nice but seems like a terrible person and nobody can understand him.
Byron, he needs so much help.
by Obi 2 kenobi the last airbende October 14, 2020
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A term typically used to describe a rapist, more specifically a paedophile. They may send children dick picks or masturbate to photos of them etc.
That guy over there fucking that little boy is such a byron.
by Husky nig December 16, 2019
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He be a nibba with a big chin.
Joe: Bro have you seen how big byrons chin is.
Marshall: Yeah, he look like american dad!
by Juulhitter445 December 13, 2018
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Usually a very cute guy who seems conceaded at first sight but when you get close to him he'll be the awesomest guy you know.
Very funny, random, loves to talk on and on, teases girls a lot but in a nice way, gives out lots of random hugs, is very active, and sweet.
Byron is also a very sweet guy who tends to hide his pain inside while making it look like there is absolutely nothing wrong. He'll take care of you if you're the right girl for him.
A guy that many girls fall for but are afraid due to the fact that he seems so "perfect".
"Byron just gave me a hug today...again!"

"I really like Byron...but he's too good."
by neonstage94 March 7, 2010
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The action of being carried on your friends' shoulders because you are too drunk to walk on your own. Ala Byron Leftwich at Marshall.
Person A:Damn I got wasted last night, how did I get home dude?
Person B:We byroned you back from the party and set you down on the couch.
by Eric Keicher May 18, 2008
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The result of being very stoned and drunk at the same time
Man, I was sooooo Byronated last night. I lost 5 hours of time. All I know is that I might have slept under a bush.
by Eminands February 5, 2010
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