You wouldn't buy a hooker just to kick her

A phrase used when somebody is abusing something that they own/have access to. Usually something that they have paid good money for.

Guy 1: "My laptop isn't working again."

Guy 2: "Stop filling it with crap, then. You wouldn't buy a hooker just to kick her, would you."

by MichaelToTheJ March 30, 2011

National Buy a Bucket Hat Day!

National buy a bucket hat day! National Buy a Bucket Hat Day is celebrated on November 12

“Hey, let’s run to the store to buy a bucket hat because it’s national buy a bucket hat day!”

by nationaIdaycreater November 12, 2021

national buy a lego set day

a day where you buy a lego set

have you gotten your lego set? ITS NATIONAL BUY A LEGO SET DAY!

by atomic piclle April 18, 2022

I was gonna buy a half so…

Give me free weed

I was gonna buy a half so…Give me free weed

by bUying a half though October 29, 2021

If You Bought Or Buy A Dictionary Then You Are Immortal

If You Bought Or Buy A Dictionary Then You Are Immortal

If You Bought Or Buy A Dictionary Then You Are Immortal

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 25, 2025

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by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 28, 2025

If you're homeless, just buy a house

Something to say back to people when they give completely useless advice.

Jim: "Man I'm having so much trouble figuring out the proper technique to install my dishwasher."
Colin: "Just install it, easy as that."
Jim: "Oh cool, so if you're homeless, just buy a house. Easy, problem solved. Duh."

by suburban__dictionary January 2, 2023