Bavarian Buttmunch

Eating ass while the sounds of an alphorn ring out across the mountains.

Gregg moved his tongue to the rhythm of "Edelweiss" and savored the flavor of last night's wedding cake while performing the Bavarian Buttmunch after his morning coffee.

Bavarian Buttmunch by Gregg69420 February 8, 2022

buttmuncher 

1. An individual who munches on butts.
2. An annoying person who should eat some ass; dirty, stinky, hairy ass.

1. "Oh look! A wild buttmuncher!"
2. "You stupid little buttmucher!"

buttmuncher by Blah May 12, 2003

buttmunchery 

1. staggeringly irritating behaviour over a significant period of time.

2. a single act of infuriating or stupid behaviour, so serious it can be likened to a crime.

I've been committing buttmunchery all afternoon.

They sometimes dabble in buttmunchery.

I've been a victim of my son's buttmunchery.

buttmunchery by errochtybuttmeisters July 30, 2011

Buttouch 

The act of touching butts together.

Orlando and Frank got naked and decided to Buttouch.

Buttouch by BigtexasMcraping September 28, 2009

Buttmunchingfuckstickassclown 

Any person in a position of authority whom by virtue of their ass kissing abilities have elevated themselves to level where they are required to wear a cheap plastic nametag with their name on it followed by the word "Supervisor"

Sean is a real buttmunchingfuckstickassclown. He also sucks dick.

Buttmunchingfuckstickassclown by Colon McTurdsmear March 17, 2010

banana buttcrunch 

Another slang term for analsex. You basically fuck a girl
up the ass so good, and so hard, she"s left feeling like it was just put through a meat grinder.

p.s.
you must have a curved dick for this to be authentic.

"Q" complained her ass felt crunched after we just got
doing the banana buttcrunch for 30 minutes straight.

banana buttcrunch by GUSTAAVIK June 11, 2006

BUMUNCH 

THAT SUCKS
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AHH YOUR BUMUNCH

BUMUNCH by Fred , yours ? February 13, 2009