Buttaholics

Someone who is addicted to put in items up their butt.

I was a Buttaholics once but then I got rehab for it.

by SHAWN2K14 June 15, 2018

Fireman Buttholes

the act of spitting water in ones butt while the recipient is spreading their butt cheeks.

is jake and scoob playing fireman buttholes again?

by leakjunk1738 October 6, 2017

buttholing

A minority sport that has many similarities to 'potholing'. Characterised by men with helmets squeezing into tight, damp spaces for the purposes of recreational exploration.

In the UK one of the best places to go potholing is in The Peak District where one of the most popular underground systems that can be explored is called "Giant's Hole."

It can be a risky sport, caves can flood and sudden attacks of claustrophobia can happen. Getting lost, or sustaining injury are concerns too.

In Southern England, the public toilets around the city of Brighton provide many good locations for buttholers to try out.

"Yo Tinkerbelle, before you go buttholing with your new boyfriend, tie a rope round yo'self for safety."

by Wizards Sleeve July 16, 2008

Buttholicious

Gum, generally pre-chewed, flavorless and of the bubble variety, temporarily stored in someone's anus and later retrieved for consumption.

I started to go down on this chick, but realized I had a wad of gum in my mouth. I didn't want to choke so I stashed it in her brown eye and saved it for later. It was Buttholicious!

by Hairy Psalm December 12, 2008

butthoused

Adjective meaning "extremely high on ganja", as in baked, stoned, or fucked up; it was coined by Berkeley High School students in 2001. Alludes to the fact that a pothead will tend to sit on his butt and never leave the house.

Alice: So how was the party last night?

Betty: Shit, I don't know. I got so butthoused on tequila and blunts that I couldn't even see straight. I woke up in a pool of my own vomit.

by conculcate September 14, 2005

buttholistic

1. adjective describing someone who is acting like an asshole.
2. being an asshole

Boy: Why are you being such an assholistic bitch today?
Girl: Because you're always buttholistic

by anonymous November 3, 2020

Buttholness

1. The act of being a "fucking asshole" and douche, but overall just being that one person nobody really likes and wound prefer to avoid due to the immaturity and "dickness" of the person.

1. David was expressing his Buttholness to the class by shouting out smart remarks.
2. Josh's Buttholness behavior was obviously having a negative toll on his life.

by ThatOneGuyInTheStreet October 22, 2012