Buttercock

Coined by Pete Holmes:
A lost erection, a penis soft as butter.

Honey, it is buttercock! It’s land-o-lakes down there... I can’t believe it is not an erection!

by TheGarzo January 13, 2020

buttercookie

sexual act; when one uses the tongue for penetration during intercourse.

my boyfriend asked if i wanted a buttercookie & man did it feel good!

by electrocution August 31, 2006

Butterbooty

When the cheeks get smashed so hard, they separate and begin to resemble that of a butterfly.

Forget about making that ass clap, I made it spread its wings and fly like a beautiful butterbooty.

by TotalCreamDream March 27, 2019

Connecticut Buttersock

When a person is falsely accused of a wrongdoing so they harshly beat the accuser with a sock filled with frozen butter and then proceed to ass rape the beaten persons wife or husband.

Man after Principal Ken gave Steve 2 days of ISS he went all Connecticut Buttersock on him

by Pasta Salad Penetrator July 7, 2016

Butterhorn Swirl

When a man shoves a woman's face in a toilet while giving her anal sex from behind. He then proceeds to flush the toilet simultaneously as he drops a load in her asscrack.

I gave a co-worker a butterhorn swirl during our lunch break. It was sweet....and warm. I didn't forget to put the lid back down.

by Bloodwood Axeman October 25, 2008

Buttersock

A jizz filled condom

After I finished sexing up Sam, I threw my buttersock on her face.

by Otaku26 July 1, 2012

buttercock

A sculpture of a phallus made entirely out of butter or, if need be, a butter substitute.

Person 1: Yo man! Check out my buttercock!

Person 2: Pretty sweet dude. Wanna have some toast later?

by WhyWeEat December 4, 2007