Someone who takes credit for the toot (aka fart) of another person, usually when the sound or smell is particularly strong. It is sometimes done to deflect embarrassment away from the actual "tooter".
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Get the Ram Burglar mug.to sneak into someones house/room, like a burglar, but with the express purpose of laying the hate down by throwing their property everywhere, rather than stealing it.
Dude, sloan got black out drunk in Vegas, went back to the hotel room and hate burgled himself before he passed out!
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I put my old stained mattress and broken gas heater out on the footpath only 10 minutes ago, and already the Kerb Burglars have grabbed them
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