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toot burglar

Someone who takes credit for the toot (aka fart) of another person, usually when the sound or smell is particularly strong. It is sometimes done to deflect embarrassment away from the actual "tooter".
John is the designated toot burglar of our group when we're out in the club.
by TheExquisitePanther January 24, 2017
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ass burglar

A donkey that breaks into buildings to steal valuables.
The city police arrested Donald Donkey last night. They say he's a serial ass burglar.
by Mr. Grey Crow March 8, 2017
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Ram Burglar

Someone who breakes into anothers house, colgs their toilet, then makes off with their plungers.
When I got back from vacation, I discovered my house had been attacked by a ram burglar.
by Taylor William Hilmoe December 28, 2008
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borule

Borule means same as cool
That's cool
That's borule
by kristalko January 21, 2011
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Hate Burgle

to sneak into someones house/room, like a burglar, but with the express purpose of laying the hate down by throwing their property everywhere, rather than stealing it.
Dude, sloan got black out drunk in Vegas, went back to the hotel room and hate burgled himself before he passed out!
by Coltronnnnnnnnnnnnn March 25, 2009
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Kerb Burglar

(n) (sometimes "curb") New Zealand/Australian term for someone (usually a student) who trawls the streets the night before a kerb-side Council cleanup of household goods, looking for anything they might find useful or valuable before it's disposed of the following morning.
I put my old stained mattress and broken gas heater out on the footpath only 10 minutes ago, and already the Kerb Burglars have grabbed them
by KiwiWordsmith June 9, 2013
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nerd burglar

Shmool is a nerd burglar because of the djs presidency.
by hyped_corner March 14, 2019
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