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burns middle school

a shitty middle school with girls that constantly try to be older than they are but can't outgrow a training bra and guys with egos bigger than their dick
dang burns middle school really makes me wanna kms
by im an ugly sweater December 13, 2017
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The T.Burns Special

One of the best positions out there and you don't have to be a yoga master to pull off this beauty. Girl lies on her stomach guy lies on top. Feels great for everyone. The girls ass has a cushion/trampoline like effect reducing fatigue and prolonging pleasure. Sounds simple, is simple.
The T.Burns Special kinda looks like this:

O------,---- <--- Guy
O----------- <--- Girl
by Arthur J. Comesalot November 1, 2011
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kyle burns

kyle burns is the drummer of the band forever the sickest kids. he is extremely skinny and tall. blonde hair. hottest in the band. very sweet guy.
person 1: im going to a concert tonight.
person 2: who r u going to c?
person 1: forever the sickest kids
person 2: isnt that hot drummer, kyle burns, in that band?
person 1: yes.
by CheyPWNS March 3, 2009
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burns donut

When a guy has herpes, the clap, chlamydia (or another "burning STD"), or any combination of std's, and sleeps with a girl, the morning after (or shortly after) she will have a burning situation in her nethers. This is known as a "burns donut."
(Next morning after doin tha nasty)
Glen: "Morning babe, want a burns donut?"

Martha: "What's a burns donut?"

Glen: "I have herpes. Burns, don't it?"
by testicles...that is all October 29, 2009
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burbs

Refering to the suburbs.
"Man he lives out in the burbs, trying to act like he is from the city"
by DetroitSlang May 15, 2003
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weed burps

When you smoke weed so hard that you burp afterward and smoke comes out of your mouth.
I hit that shit so hard I got the weed burps!
by Steve O'Malley January 2, 2008
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Mike Burns

A name that can be used to replace any other word should the need arise.

The name also suffices as a mindless diversion in the face of boredom. The game is won by thinking of middle names that make it a dirty phrase.
1) I'm so mike burnsed right now I can barely see straight.

2) Mike Hunt Burns
Mike Lamidia Burns
Mike Rabs Burns
by Kyle Pedersen September 1, 2008
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