Burgle

A way of saying Burgler....

Im gonna b a burgler... i'll Burgle perople

by XxNovacaineXx February 4, 2009

turd burgling

When one steals someone else's terds without their permission. A lot of the times turd burgulars hide the terds and often place them in a wheel barrell.

The other memember of the tooting twosome enjoys turd burgling from her friends. She steals their poop and hides it.

by Amanda330931 March 3, 2008

gurgle burgle sho-shurgle

A term you use to confuse the fuck out of someone to get out of an awkward conversation. It also a code term for the Illuminati that means "I farted and blame you."

Gurgle burgle sho-shurgle is best used to get out of awkward social situations. For example, saying gurgle burgle sho-shurgle when your girlfriend asks you if she looks fat.

by Dragon Spatz November 1, 2017

turd burgling ass monkey

an insult for someone you stole something from you in a joking manor.

"Give me back my popcorn you turd burgling ass monkey!"

by Ksmak July 22, 2006

Urgle-burgle-durgle-murgle

A way to describe how you feel when someone messes your perfect, and on fleek, hair.

"I felt so... So... URGLE-BURGLE-DURGLE-MURGLE when Sandra pulled out my pony tail!" >:(

by KitCate September 3, 2016

Burgle

When your'e about to do something involving "Burglary". But you want to evade cops listening.

Friend 1: Hey would you like to do some Burgle?
Friend 2: Hell yeah!

by BurgleMan November 8, 2023

Burgle

Showing up somewhere without being invited for example a wedding.

She burgled the wedding

by Minniexox.p March 27, 2023