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Bumper Ride 

The term "Bumper Ride" is a regional term originating in Cuyahoga Falls, Ohio with nearly the same meaning as the term "skeetch," but suburbanized and without city bravado. Due to the snowy roads in the city, kids often hitched a ride by staying low and grabbing on to the rear bumper of a vehicle at a stop sign and 'skiing' the road, more like 'water-skiing,' and released hold of the rear bumper when reacing their destination. Avoiding detection was key, due to the hidden nature of the liability incurred by the driver. Sadly, chrome bumpers are no longer made on cars and the tradition has fallen by the wayside.
Derek caught a "bumper ride" all the way to his street and only walked a block instead of 12 blocks.
Bumper Ride by mangledsaxon May 26, 2012

Bumper Car Chili Challenge 

When one sneaks chili onto the bumper car ride, completes one lap, then proceeds to eat as much chili as possible while spilling as little as possible. A tablespoon must be used, and it is important to avoid the many children who will target chili-eaters on the bumper cars. It is also recommended to wear all white during the challenge.
Person 1: "Hey man, wanna do the Bumper Car Chili Challenge?"

Person 2: "Sure, I'll go get a camera and some oily chili!"

Bumper Cocks

Bumper Cock - A cocktail based on white sambuca and whiskey, similar to an Anaconda, but served with soda water and/or fruit juice, can be long or short.
The barman asked me how much soda I wanted in my bumper cocks, I told him to “fill ‘em sky high”.
Bumper Cocks by Priz-n-wallet January 10, 2020

bumper stumper 

bumper stumper is when a person releases a burp so loud it makes your mom queef spaghettios out of her asshole
I made my mom cry when I released that bumper stumper.
bumper stumper by RadNotRed February 15, 2022

bumper balls 

Imitation Bull's balls made of plastic or metalwhich are hung from the rear bumper of pick up truck or sport utility vehicles.
I hung some chrome bumper balls on my new F-350.
bumper balls by bumperman March 21, 2005

bumper to bumper 

When There is a traffic jam and the cars almost touch each another.
Traffic Jam
Oh man, look over there: there is a terrible bumper to bumper on that road.