Bogarting

The act of hogging the marijuana delivery device.

You're not bogarting if you're smoking alone.

She didn't mean to be bogarting, but she often smoked alone.

by Sharic October 19, 2014

batting off

Male masturbation, the greatest dicovery known to men.

I love batting off at school.

by Michael "MOTCH" Wilson February 18, 2005

Camel Butting

When a large woman's lycra pants are so tight that they create a camel's toe, that is so huge it bangs between their legs.

Look out camel butting bird about!

by Crazy_Horse January 12, 2009

batting marron

When someone finds a sexual partner considerably better looking than themself.

Dennis: Hey Barry, have you seen my new misses?
Barry: Yes mate, you are clearly batting marron!

by Go55y April 19, 2018

Batting Balls

Euphemistic reference to male masturbation. Jacking off.

What did you do last night? Stayed home batting balls.

My mom walked in on me batting balls last night. All she could say was Wow!

Coach: You missed hitting practice today. Where were you?
Player: No worries coach. I was in the locker room batting balls.

by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2019

Bubutting

When you pour pepsi into your Butthole and shit at the same time. Then you stir it around and pout it into a RED bowl, freeze it, then throw it ar your father in which he eats it.

Yo, i just love bubutting your father’s, son’s, great grandfather’s, uncle’s, dogsitter’s, father.

by Not pro jelqer February 2, 2022

batting day remake

a fucking shitty game that causes someone to develop brain rot

doctor: whats wrong

me: my brain dead

doctor: what have you been doing in your spare time?

me: i've been playing a game called batting day remake

doctor: well, you have really bad brain rot

by i hate freethinkers February 26, 2022