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warthog-faced buffoon

An insult especially for people who act like total morons.
Credits to Wesley from the movie Princess Bride
Girl 1: whoops I spilt coke on your essay
Girl 2: You warthog-faced buffoon!
by Samantha Felicia Rose August 13, 2015
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Big Breasted Buffoon

There are many definitions for a Big Breasted Buffoon.
1 A very short run of the mill type woman with bleach blonde hair and grossly huge breast
2 These types of women are only good for a quick lay.
3 A follower of the crowd
4 Big Breasted Buffoons are easily forgettable
5 They don't always cheat on their boyfriends but will the first chance they gets
6 Not as pretty as they think they are
7 The only attention they receives is for their gigantic breasts which are already starting to sag
8 A loser with nothing going for her, basically white trash
9 Obnoxious and moronic
10 Makes a man's live miserable
11 It would be better for everyone if she would just move away
The big breasted buffoon has never done anything significant with her life. She's getting older and older and the good looks she may have had in her early twenties are quickly fading.

The big breasted buffoon sits on the beach all day in a skimpy bikini hoping that guys will notice her. Sounds pathetic but it's all she's got.

Guy1: "Dude look at that chick with the hug tits. She's kind of hot."

Guy2: "No dude, don't bother. That's Melanie, she's just a conceited, butter faced, Big Breasted Buffoon."
by Justsomeguy75 December 24, 2009
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Parents: "Aww! Our baby is finally talking!"

The Baby: "You dumb fucking cretin, You fucking fool. absolute fucking buffoon. you bumbling idiot, fuck you"
by notjakelmao November 4, 2020
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Buffoon

Someone who doesn't understand a satirical take on spelling
Damn this Ben guy is a real buffoon
by Ruri123 July 17, 2022
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Buffoon

A person who has bought a Tesla car for its robottaxi capabilities in 2019 and claims to have been scammed
He is a buffoon as he bought the expensive Tesla car for robottaxi driving in 2019.
by UnrestPatrol November 7, 2020
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bulk-buying buffoon

Humorous term for the total jackass that you feel like after making a large-quantity purchase of something in an attempt to save money in the long run, but then discover that you don't need nearly so much of the product as you'd expected you would.
A good example of a bulk-buying buffoon would be someone who liked repairing old VHS cassettes and therefore bought several large rolls of half-inch-wide splicing-tape instead of the much-costlier-per-foot dinky little tape-rolls that you usually find included in tape-splicing kits, only to discover that most of the movies he liked were now available on DVD, and so he would seldom have a need to splice broken videotapes anymore.
by QuacksO August 7, 2018
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A cunty ass motherfucking dumbass buffoon!!!!

People who say they are a

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without being epic swan pose!!

other examples are people who take very famous quotes all the time such as.

"maybe if you wasn't bussin' off them yerkies all day you'duh thunk of a better plan, dingo!" - John Marston
“You sir, are a fish” -Arthur Morgan
Jimmy Carper: "Warren J. harding just saidd he was a johnmarstonfanatic20193419283213298598487514781325348312125351327852654877879873218732182318213898718231754876365781532461358271328753826751328567328325115328251386"

kelvin coolidge: "He is such a A cunty ass motherfucking dumbass buffoon!!!! Am I right William Raft?"

Fester Arthur: Agreed!
by non epik swan pose January 7, 2025
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