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buffet brigade

A group of large obese people who travel in packs
Four big girls were walking toward Beau and he said "Here comes the buffet brigade!"
by jollybean420 September 23, 2011
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buffet dad

Someone who has to take a shit immediately after consuming a meal.
"Welp, time to go drop the kids off at the pool" is a common exclamation of a dad after going hard at an all-you-can-eat buffet. Hence he is a buffet dad.
by Buffet Father April 3, 2019
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Buffet Whale

Buffet Whale - The enormous fat people that eat large amounts of food at the local buffets .
Our meal was interrupted as the herd of Buffet Whales entered the restaurant.

We we're surprised there was any food left after the buffet whale left the restaurant.
by Camel Toe Bunchalotta October 5, 2012
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buffet boner

An erection produced by sexual arousal due to thoughts about dining at an all-you-can-eat restaurant.
"Whenever I think about going to that all-you-can-eat place, I get a buffet boner."
by yes juanito yes June 13, 2014
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buffet slayer

by deBaser November 6, 2003
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buffet arm

A maneuver performed to create more room in the stomach so that one can get the full value of his or her buffet experience. It begins by raising either arm so that the elbow is at a 90° followed by a twisting motion of the torso.
I started hitting the wall until I used the buffet arm. Then I ate 4 more slices of pizza.
by jonny396099 August 18, 2014
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buffet busser

Buffet restaurant employee whose responsibilities include serving and replenishing beverages, taking away finished plates, cleaning up big messes, taking out trash and cleaning bathrooms. Just about the most thankless job ever. Worse than being a busser in a regular restaurant.
When I can, I try to give the buffet busser a generous tip especially if it's a special occasion.
by yes juanito yes November 5, 2014
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