Buffet Basher

Buffet Basher- A person who doesn't wait to be seated at a table-they just grab a plate and go.

Joe's plate was filled before we were even seated-what a Buffet Basher.

by Kim Gregory December 9, 2008

beat the buffet

A system of tactics that allow you to take full advantage of any 'all you can eat' buffet. As described by Howard, in channel 4 sitcom Fresh Meat. The plan is as follows:

1. Positioning: close to the buffet. Minimising plate travel and ensuring prime position for refills.

2. The first round: just one of each item. This is the introductory taster plate; we don't want to waste stomach space on non-tasty items.

3. Round 2: maximise high value items eg. prawns, over low value bulk foods such as rice or noodle. Remember the aim is not to have a satisfying meal out, the aim is to beat the buffet.

4. When you feel like you can't eat anymore: bring out the transporter. *Proceeds to tip a large plate of noodle into a rucksack lined with a plastic bag.

by thegrandmaster98 December 19, 2011

buffet pants

a form of pants like clothing in which the waist band is made of elastic for easy expansion of the abdomen.

hey ross lets put our buffet pants on and go the the chinese restaurant.

by jay duncan September 8, 2005

Buffetish

The condition of becoming sexually aroused while eating at a Golden Corral, Buddy Freddy's, or Ryan's.

Billy Bob and Ethel are such buffetish fools, they have been thrown out of Sizzler's three times.

by TomShark, President/CEO of Oddly Enough April 25, 2011

three hole buffet

A type of sex party where 3 women are placed in rooms, and each is assigned a "hole" to service with. One is used in the mouth, another the vagina, and the third in the ass.

Did you hear that tri-delt is having a three hole buffet tonight to benefit AIDS research?

by bobo!! January 5, 2010

butt buffet

This occurs when there are a large amount of gay guys in one particular area.

"Have you ever been in a Hollister store? That place is a total butt buffet"

by it's lindsey bitch. February 12, 2009

chinese buffet syndrome

A condition associated with all-you-can-eat restaurants where diners wish to get such good value for money that they starve themselves all day in anticipation of being able to indulge in unlimited food. However, as a result of this period of anorexia the stomach shrinks and upon eating aforementioned buffet the stomach feels full in an unusually short amount of time.

Wow, I've only eaten one plate of sweet and sour chicken balls but I've got chinese buffet syndrome, I'm stuffed!

by dude753 December 15, 2010