Corn Eyed Brown Trout

A turd 12 inches in length or longer that has one piece of yellow corn in it and is dark brown in color.

Did you see that corn eyed brown trout flouting down the creek.
Man i just let out a trophy sized corn eyed brown trout.

by JBA aka Outlaw May 26, 2011

Brown-Eyed Salute

N- A phrase used when a person has just made a statement that you can tell was complete BS. At this point, you decide that the person is full of crap and thus up to their eyes in "brown", therefore deciding that they are giving you their best brown-eyed salute.

Tommy- "I have a few Ferrari's sitting in my garage at home."

Jenny- "You work at McDonald's. I'm pretty sure that was your best brown-eyed salute, idiot."

by Eizzil Rose June 5, 2011

brown eyed waterfall

When you pour a beer down a chicks asshole while your underneath her drinking it.

I was at the bunny ranch and got a brown eyed waterfall with my nightly special.

by Linderdizzle February 29, 2020

one eyed brown monster

The forehead pattern after enjoying a powerful sewage slurp.

"I looked at Gorgeous Dale walk out of the bedroom and the one eyed brown monster was dripping from his forehead."

by SmartAlek January 6, 2014

Brown eyed betty

1. A woman or man who is full of shit.
2. Another name for somebody's asshole

1. Wow marys a real brown eyed betty

2. Guy: Hey man I got to see suzys brown eyed betty last night
Guy 2: nice

by Liciousfunk October 4, 2023

brown eyed delight

Where your partner is bent over on all fours and you rim them with deep tongue penitration

Janet gave me a brown eyed delight

by Brown eyed monster July 31, 2015

Brown Eyed Butterfly Kiss

The act of rubbed your butt with another persons butt while being lathered with soap. Much like a butterfly kiss but with buttcheeks.

my boyfriend gave me a brown eyed butterfly kiss in the shower, he is so sweet.

by Stoctopus March 16, 2021