Witness Brotection Brogram

When a Bro disappears because he is hanging out with a girlfriend, family member or blames missing hanging out with other bros on work.

If they are missing precious Broments they are officially in the Witness Brotection Brogram.

Bro 1: I haven't seen Nick in a week, and he hasn't texted me back.
Bro 2: Ever since he started dating Jen, he has been in the Witness Brotection Brogram and has been so lame.
Bro 1: I'm heart BRO-ken.

by Tar 2750 January 18, 2010

brouhaha

Uproar, hubbub, general noise and confusion.

Aged butler: What's all this brouhaha?
Nick Danger: Brouhaha? Hahaha.
Aged butler: Hahahaha...
Nick Danger: HAHAHAHAHAHA...
Aged butler: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
*SLAM*
Nick Danger: Wait... wait a minute!

from the album "How Can You Be In Two Places At Once When You're Not Anywhere At All" by The Firesign Theater

by tomte May 19, 2004

brocrastinating

The act of doing bro like activities while important tasks or jobs await.

Today I was supposed to write a paper, but instead I spent the whole day brocrastinating by going to the gym, wearing a sleeveless shirt, joining a frat, and flexing my muscles numerous times.

by Tpep13 February 4, 2010

brorange

a hair catastrophe characterized by dying one's hair red and then hitting up the beach yo.

Ms Senesizzle: Katie I love your hair. What color is it?
Ksizzle: It's brorange yo.

by ruckus? at the dancehall October 19, 2006

brotrayal

1. To betray your bros. 2. The act of betraying ones bros

When that asshole told his friend I slept with his wife he committed an act of brotrayal.

by -PK- February 20, 2009

brogrammer

A programmer who looks like, acts like, or is a bro.

I was just talking to that tool who writes the iPhone apps yesterday - what a brogrammer.

by dickbuntu July 24, 2009

brogrammer

The objectively best type of programmer. He is better than you at social skills and coding.

Brogrammers are superior to all other human beings, and represent the highest state of existence.

by srcs September 30, 2017