Bromosome

Bromosomes are like regular chromosomes; strands of DNA, but that contains genes that determine your broism. Depending on theses genes, you are either a bro or a broser.

Doctor Broski: I'm sorry Mark, your bromosomes tell us that you are a tool.

Mark: Is there any cure?

Doctor Broski: No, I'm afraid you're going to be like this the rest of you life.

by Glowackattack August 19, 2009

Broomstick

A mythical weapon used by Asian moms when their son got a B+ in a recent math test

My mom smacked me with the broomstick when I was caught using a calculator.

by dudepro120 June 19, 2019

Brolos

Derived from the hispanic name Carlos, a Brolos is the token mexican bro who is compulsary for the functioning of any brommunity. His ethnic origins are often highlighted and hugely exaggerated to humerous effect by his other bros. Despite this, he remains a crucial and respected bro in the brommunity.

Trent: "Yo Chad where's José? He was suppposed to be crashing this party hours ago"

Chad: "Ah that dude is such a Brolos, he's probably eating a burrito or running from la policia"

by Bro-EE3 December 5, 2009

bromoeroticism

The undeniably aura of gayness that surrounds bros, frat boys, or dudes in general that wear strong fronts of homophobia and macho-attitudes while toning their abs. In short, bromoeroticism is an obsession with male sexuality held by those who posit themselves as all-American straight men.

See bromosexual.

Adam: That guy just called me a fag for bumping into him and then slapped his friend's ass!
Andrew: Ahhh...bromoeroticism at it's finest.

by p-teK August 2, 2008

bromfsky

The same as a " wa-ta-ta " ie: having a woman with large breasts slap your face between them.

" Then she dropped her bra and gave me a geat bromfsky ! "

by Bob Smersky April 1, 2004

Bromotional hook-up

When two bros consummate their bromance, usually through copious amounts of drinking complaining about women problems and/or with a bro hug accompanied by an "Dude, I love you man!"

Bro 1: "Dude, I love you man!"

Bro 2: "Dude, I love you too! We don't need those girls anyway!"

Onlooker 1: Why are those two frat guys bro hugging?

Onlooker 2: They just got dumped by their girlfriends, so they came here to drink away their sorrows. But they just ended up having a bromotional hook-up.

by Bromosapian69 March 1, 2011

It's A Broomstick!

A Phrase used to point out people have just stated the obvious.

Comes from the film "Harry Potter And The Philosophers/Sorcerers Stone" when an Owl Delivers a Broom-shaped package and when opened Ron Exclaims "Its a Broomstick!"

Guy 1: Ahhh well it's dark.
Guy 2: It's a Broomstick!

by swisstoblerone March 20, 2010