floppy-wanded dementor-boggerer

derived from Potter Puppet Pals, this is one of the grave "wizard swears"...it joins the large category of insults which question a guy's manhood

I'd never go out with that floppy-wanded dementor-boggerer!

by bookworm3x4 August 24, 2009

blogger

A person with a laptop, an ax to grind, and their virginity

Steven Colbert: "And in case you don't know a blogger is a person with a laptop, an ax to grind ... and their virginity"

by Miguel Gigante January 2, 2009

Food Blogger

A Food Blogger is a person who writes a blog dedicated to all things food. The majority of the Food Bloggers write about great local food finds and nearly all will blog their own recipes.

Spicie Foodie is a food blogger with delicious recipes that will satisfy your belly without growing your love handles.

by choccakelover December 2, 2010

Boggers

A slang, and often affectionately used term for toilet roll. Derived from shortening 'bog roll'.

Ladies, I'll stop leaving the toilet seat up when you stop rinsing all the boggers.

by Crotty Rut-Bottom December 6, 2011

Bogger

Typically skateboarders who wear converse or vans.

"Look at them lot skateboarding"

"Yeah theyre just boggers"

by Asdfgyuiop May 18, 2014

The Freeway Blogger

A fat, cowardly pussy who spends his time putting up stupid signs that no one cares about. This unintelligent Californian feels he is doing a patriotic deed, but considering his signs obviously don't create any change, he's just wasting his time. He also spends time in bathhouses, most likely taking it up the pooper.

The Freeway Blogger is nothing but a spineless little bitch. He runs from his signs with his tail tucked nicely between his fat legs.

by Scarlet The Douche January 25, 2009

Blogger

"Term used to describe anyone with enough time or narcissism to document every tedious bit of minutia filling their uneventful lives. Possibly the most annoying thing about bloggers is the sense of self-importance they get after even the most modest of publicity. Sometimes it takes as little as a referral on a more popular blogger's website to set the lesser blogger's ego into orbit.

Then God forbid a blogger gets mentioned on CNN. If you thought it was impossible for a certain blogger to get more pious than he was, wait until you see the shit storm of self-righteous save-the-world bullshit after a network plug. Suddenly the boring, mild-mannered blogger you once knew will turn into Mother Theresa, and will single handedly take it upon himself to end world hunger with his stupid links to band websites and other smug blogger dipshits." - Maddox

any user of www.livejournal.com, www.greatestjournal.com, etc.

by Henry Hayes August 30, 2005