Brocacho

Term to describe a bro who you are close friends with.

Man: what's going on Brocacho?
Friend: Not much. What about you?

by Bennetth June 7, 2016

Brocrates

Pronounced: Bro-cra-tees...like Socrates (it's ok Bro's, you don't need to know who that is anyways)

A pseudo-philosophical bro. Brocates will make statements intended to be deep and philosophical, but which will instead come across as lame and pitiful. Substances such as alcohol and marijuana may induce extended periods of such attempts at depth and insight - aka failosophy

*exhales puff of smoke* "...Dude. So I was makin out with this one chick the other night - and I thought to myself 'what if this isn't a real chick, but a robot sent to kill me' but then I kept makin out with her"...

*smashes beer can on forehead* "Damn Brocrates. That was deep"

by A Clamor of Rooks July 19, 2010

broche

Portuguese translation of blowjob used in Portugal.

Faz-me um broche. = Blow me.
OR
Ela fez-me um broche. = She gave me a blowjob.

by cumilian January 11, 2009

Brocal

A nor-cal bro. Loves to "chill" with his friends, play Hella BP, drive around with Hella bass in their Hella tricked out, lifted trucks with nor-cal stickers on the back. Usually have a buzz cut, fake diamond earrings, often found with flat brimmed hats on and lanyards around their necks. A not-so-rare breed of afluent caucasian Americans concentrated in the northern half of California, specifically in the Bay Area.

1) Hey brocal, what's up?

Not much, just tryna go play hella BP this weekend, prolly gonna blaze too. You down?

Nah man, I would, but I'm workin on my lifted truck all weekend installing new rims.

2) You wanna come over after school and practice drawing nor-cal stars with me?

Is there gonna be bp?

Yes.

Then I'm down.

Concerned Citizen: You guys are hella brocal.

by hella concerned citizen June 7, 2009

Pulling A Broghan

Threatening to shoot someone, writing a detailed plan, and then getting arrested for two years on a charge of conspiracy to commit first degree murder.

Dio: "Oh, Jotaro, you're approaching me?"
Jotaro: "I can't start pulling a Broghan without getting close."

by yeeyooweewoo October 22, 2019

Brocrasturbate

The masturbation that ensues when two Bros are lazy but are unable to find any typically available procrastination outlets.

Bro #1: "Dude. I don't wanna do this shit."
Bro #2: "Word, dude. And cables out too."
Bro #1: "Yeah, I guess we could brocrasturbate..."
Bro #2: "Yeah. I could do that."

by 327Shoutout April 5, 2009

brochocinco

a top 10 bro name that falls between brosif stalin and president brobama

tom- "yo brochocinco thow me the bag of chip"
mike- "you got it brobama"

by when life hands you a jeffrey December 3, 2010