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Bro Code

The thing that all men should live by. If the Bro Code is lived by you must support the homies and make things easier for them.
Man that knows the bro code:
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by Your_Waiter1124 August 22, 2022
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Bro code

Before I begin, the bro code is not a set in stone thing, there are certain rules that someone may or may not be comfortable with.

1a. Bros before hoes, if a man invites you to something before a woman does, you don’t cancel with the boys
1b. Always leave a urinal space in between another man, this is a rule that must not be broken

2. If your hanging out with your boys crush, you aren’t the funny one, he is

3. If your boy likes a woman that you like, let him have ‘em, it ain’t worth ruing your friendship

4. Don’t date exes unless your boy absolutely does not care if you two get together

5a. A real bro must drop everything to help his bro dump a chick
5b. If a man is flirting and her friend comes to try and stop it, you will intervene and stop the friend

6. Nod up: Sup

Nod down: respect

7. Don’t act up around females when the boys are there

8. Be the best wingman you can be, don’t embarrass him
Timmy: I gotta hang out with Tiffany
Tom: Bro you gotta follow the bro code
by fujh May 15, 2023
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Bro Code

The Code that all bro’s must follow. It has many rules that must never be broken. The Bri Code was created and written by Barney Stinson
by Ahidhejshe January 18, 2024
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Bro Code Article 223

"One bro shall never attempt to remove or rob another bro of his beard or facial hair growth"
Bro 1 "Hey, lets shave Derek's Beard!"
Bro 2 "No way man, that violates bro code article 223, do it and you are no longer a bro"
by BeardLord April 20, 2015
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bro code lockdown

It’s a form of trust that you cannot break or you will be hated forever with no trust over everything with your best friends (You do a pinky swear and touch your middle fingers)
Kayden - “I just lost my virginity
Will - “Bro code lockdown?”
by Rumople89 July 7, 2017
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bro code page 67 paragraph 3 rule 3

You may never talk to another bros girl even if she is fine with it
Nah bro bro code page 67 paragraph 3 rule 3
by That is not my job October 18, 2018
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bro code for moving

You must help a bro move not less than 17 times before saying no.
Dude, bro code for moving, you've got to help him 17 times.
by fuckyouscotty January 3, 2017
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