Broacher

(pronounced like poacher) - a male friend who never seems to find women on his own but easily talks to any woman that you (or your circle of friends) decide(s) to talk to.

Jim- Hey, I'm thinking of bringing Michelle back to the dorm tonight to hang out.
Donnie- Don't bring her by Aaron's room, he's a broacher.

by Suzlooky October 31, 2009

Pussy Britches

When a man is acting like a bitch, he is said to be wearing his "pussy britches".

Hey Dude, you wanna go to the titty bar tonight?
No, me and the wife are going to stay home and watch American Idol.
I see you have your pussy britches on tonight.

by eM0nEy December 16, 2008

breacher

a BAD ass door kicking, window breaking, demo blasting killer. The number one person in the stack. ALWAYS FIRST!

they called for the bulding to be taken, so they call the breachers to blast the doors.

by Task force April 4, 2010

Buttered my britches

When one shits in his underwear to the point that it comes all the way through your pants.

I've gone and buttered my britches.

by Klash2 March 27, 2010

britches holocaust

When an individual shit's their pants to an excessive amount, to the point that no amount of Tide could save them.

Every night Steamy Ray Vaughn gets up on stage and shits his britches. It's like some kind of britches holocaust.

by Zoidberg's bitch February 26, 2020

Brioche Boy

A Brioche Boy is someone who thinks they are cool by constantly drinking monster energy drinks and saying that ever girl they come across is fit. Brioche Boys also think they are really hard and try to fight everyone, but when someone bigger than them starts they pussy out of it.

Brioche Boy: "Wow, that girl is peng lad"
Other kid: "Ok, Brioche"
Brioche Boy: "Ok come on then, I'll have you!"
Other kid: "Oh yeah, what are you gonna do, monster addict?"
Brioche Boy: "Shut up cum stain, I'm leaving!"

by živela srbija October 17, 2019

Sea Breacher

When dumping your excrement out of your anal cavern, you unload a turd so big that some of it pokes out of the toilet water, thus becoming a sea breacher. Usually, a sea breacher causes a major splash.

Jamarcus: I finally took a shit after 3 days.
Kevin: Jeez, how big were your turds?
Jamarcus: Bro, there were at least 4 sea breachers.

by Buttslopper-oo September 28, 2019