Whenever your brain just stops to function for a hot minute
John: hey max how are you?
Max: Hey max I'm good, how are you?
John: did you just great yourself?
Max: I'm sorry my brain farted I couldn't think straight
John: hey max how are you?
Max: Hey max I'm good, how are you?
John: did you just great yourself?
Max: I'm sorry my brain farted I couldn't think straight
by Max & John Explain April 19, 2021

Brain farts are creative thoughts that come up when a provocative question is posed but that you hold back because you're afraid of judgment.
Farts are natural, and suppressing them is unhealthy and stupid. Same with brain farts. There is no good or bad thought or idea.
A setting that encourages participants to release their brain farts invites healthy engagement without stakeholders judging their own thoughts too much on a subject matter.
Farts are natural, and suppressing them is unhealthy and stupid. Same with brain farts. There is no good or bad thought or idea.
A setting that encourages participants to release their brain farts invites healthy engagement without stakeholders judging their own thoughts too much on a subject matter.
by anononononymus April 21, 2021

When you have the motivation to do something useful after work, only for you to sit down and play video games and whine about how little time you have to do something useful every day.
Negrito: I know I said I’d do it after work, but I’m tired right now and I think I deserve to nap.
George: What the mega brain fart was that? Get up and do the dishes, laundry, cooking, plumbing, lighting, cleaning, kitchen, bathroom, and universe right now young man.
Negrito: *depressed*
George: What the mega brain fart was that? Get up and do the dishes, laundry, cooking, plumbing, lighting, cleaning, kitchen, bathroom, and universe right now young man.
Negrito: *depressed*
by ☆★Midas★☆ February 21, 2024

a brief mental blank when attempting to pick out an outfit, complete forgetfulness of one's own ability to put an outfit together without mental strain.
I've been looking through my closet for hours and I still can't find anything to wear - I'm having a total fashion brain fart!
by misslaurendeane November 29, 2021

I was grocery shopping with Brain, and he accidentally let out a fat one in the canned beans isle. I yelled out “BRAIN FART!”
by The real Londigo June 30, 2024

A brain fart consists of verbalising the most incoherent, incongruent, inexplicable sentence one could ever hear, at any giving moment, usually resulting in the act of 'facepalming', proceeded by everyone who had the misfortune of being there to witness such unfathomable stupidity
Person A: Oh my god I've just had the most incredible brain fart...
Person B: That's so Maria Marcos de Macedo Sempiterno redacted of you!
Person B: That's so Maria Marcos de Macedo Sempiterno redacted of you!
by ValenteMerda January 24, 2022
