Bort Cuse

An adjective used in the form of a pseudonym to describe the way in which particularly tricky circumstances were overcome with smooth and casual indifference.

A: "Blaine got backstage at the gig but his name wasn't on the guestbook."
B: "How did he get in?"
A: "He Bort Cuse'd it."
B: "Bort Cuse?"
A: "The name that never fails."

by Bort Cuse May 1, 2009

Borted

For example I’m going on vacation in 2 hours and I’m so exited, I’ve finished packing and I have nothing to do so I’m sitting here really bored and exited at the same time! Being borted makes 3 hours seem like 3 days.

I’m so exited to see my friends in 4 hours, im waiting for them but I have nothing to do while im waited. I’m borted!

by sophs..dictionnary November 21, 2022

Borts

Boy jorts, like how bussy is boy pussy

Nice borts man, really covers your buddy up

by Courier69 August 8, 2024

Borted

when you are waiting for something exiting to happen, but you are very bored!

I’m bored and exited, I guess I’m borted!

by anonymous November 21, 2022

Bort

To prolapse Your rectum.

Wow Did you see the length of Jerry's Bort snake

by Galzban June 11, 2018

Bort

Something really good, bad or whatever is in your bort

Dude my bort hurts

I'm borting right now

by bortman69 November 17, 2025

borted

the mix of bored and exited. Borted, you are so excited for tomorrow,Christmas, Halloween, etc.
But you are waiting and you are so bored!

Ugh I’m going to Hawaii tomorrow, I’ve finished packing! But now I’m sitting here is really boring!
I’m so borted…

by sophs..dictionnary December 22, 2022