born with a plastic spoon in my mouth

The be born poor; the opposite of being born with a silver spoon in your mouth.

I'm not poor and dumb enough to be a NASCAR driver, Kenny! I wasn't born with a plastic spoon in my mouth like you!

-- Eric Cartman

by Tenacious Faulker April 2, 2011

I was born on a pirate ship with a bunch of apples

If you say this with your mouth stretched horizontally apart using your fingers and your tongue sticking out, it will sound like you are proclaiming that you were born on a pile of shit with a bunch of assholes.

While this existed long before Barenaked Ladies, they reference this action on the cover of their album, "Born On A Pirate Ship". The kid on the cover is saying it.

Jokester kid, with tongue out and mouth stretched: I was born on a pirate ship with a bunch of apples
Younger kid: HAHAHAHAHAHA

by BujuArena October 10, 2018

thats what your mom said when you were born

the best comeback ever

guy 1: your stupid
guy 2: thats what your mom said when you were born
(your mom said you were stupid when you were born, get it?)

by qwertyuiopasdfghjkl;zxcvbnnm December 4, 2010

vaginal slice born born

1. Caesarian section.
Came from the Ticket, Gordon Keith.

2. Can also be a salutation of farewell.

Definition 1:
Girlfriend 1: Did she have natural childbirth?
Girlfriend 2: No, the baby was breech, so she had a vaginal slice born born.

Definition 2:
Dude 1: Well, time to go see the wife and squids. Later!
Dude 2: Vaginal slice born born!

by Leif June 10, 2006

born on the wrong side of the tracks

To start out life with every disadvantage

Coming from nothing

Fighting for survival

Broke

Because Dick was born on the wrong side of the tracks he hates the world and everyone in it

by behumbledude September 13, 2013

slave born

African-Americans who believe their ancestor's struggle for freedom give them the right to commit crimes and to be prejudice against white people.

Slave born: yo, dawg, my great-great-grandaddy went through some shit, I deserve reparatins, welfareand to rob innocent whie folk.
Me: Damn near every race was enslaved at one point in history, I can't make up for my ancestor's shortcomings and neither can you.

by blacky mcblackers November 3, 2009

Shard-born

An insult that implies one was born in dung,

or i.e. born in fecal matter

Person 1: dayumm, that girl over there is nasty looking

Person 2: yeah i know, and i had to sit next her in math last year and everyday she reeked, man!

Person 1: i bet she was shard-born

Person 2: probably. i heard her mother had fistula

by nickJai December 27, 2010