The Burmese weeping dog's anus

When a girl has ringsting from eating spicey burmese noodles so is forced to squat and pee very slowly letting it dribble over her anus into a man's mouth

After last night's spicey noodle soup in mandalay I had no choice but to find a man who was willing to receive the burmese weeping dog's anus

by Melabetch March 26, 2016

Borges Slaughterhouse

A place that only accepts one way tickets from women and children only. Although appearing intriguing from the outside, with Macy's and Home Goods signs for the women, Fun Space signs for the children, once inside, there is nothing but gruesome horrors. If the deep, monotone voice isn't enough to crumble your soul, then the multitude of axes and saws will surely lead to your demise.

Child- "Mommy, can we go to Borges Slaughterhouse this weekend? I want to play in the ball pit."

Mom- "Yes, but you have to promise not to cry while I spend 2 hours looking at cooking pans and dish cleaner."

by Maximus Prime Pentakropski III January 19, 2011

börjeson

It is the greatest last name ever. People with this last name are awesome. They are very sexy and hot af. People with this last name will rule the world some day.

Person: you look like you are a Börjeson

Other person: Thank you

by Erik lolson June 19, 2020

burmese python

a type of snake possessing a voracious appetite. For this reason, they are often used to aid in disposal of dead bodies after a very well premeditated murder.

My burmese python is still gets fed once a month on average.

by kati Lou January 25, 2009

star bores

a popular reaction to episode 3 of the occult series.

omg episode 3 is such a star bores

by werdanny June 2, 2008

Burmese Lunch

The massively reduced stature of ones penis after excessive cocaine usage.

Look at his "Burmese Lunch" he must have done at least a gram.

by timmy jenkins October 11, 2007

Burmese Neti Pot

('b&r-'mEz / 'ne-tE / 'pät)

The act of urinating into someones nasal passage.

(Note: Historically, Neti pots were used in Yoga to assist in clearing the nasal passages.)

Wendy's nasal infection was indeed caused by the 'Burmese Neti Pot' Thomas gave her the previous Sunday.

by Nigel Riley-Monk September 7, 2005