Bonk

“Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brotha I hurt people. *boink* I’m a force of nature. *bonk* if you were from where I was from, you’d be f*ckin’ dead. *chaotic screaming* Whooo!

Bonk

by JamEpix August 25, 2019

bonk

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Bonk crashed and won't be back up untill tomorrow.

by Steve Roberson May 4, 2005

bonk

an expression utterd when hitting some one when playing the game "bonk". the game bonk is simply when some one responds to a question you ask, you smack them and say bonk. eventually the person should realize whats going on, and the game is spread.

the game is especially captivating on planes and buses.

suggestions: don't start a game up with people who are significantly bigger than you, or people that irritate easily.

by sleepisbetter June 13, 2003

bonk

intercourse; to have intercourse.

British usage. Somewhat similar to "boink" in the U.S.

I bonked a girl last nigh; later it felt better when I bonked my bf.

Hey, dude, do you bonk her more than once a day?

by stsebastian November 29, 2009

bonk

the fun word for sexual intercourse

Jade and Darrick are in the process of bonking right now

by Leah Moss February 15, 2007

Bonk

Something you call someone after they say something wholly ridiculous and silly goofy

I: My favorite STD is the clap
S: What's "the clap"
I: The clap is another word for gonorrhea you bonk
S: Ohh that’s right

I: If you were to get an std which one would you want
S:Hmm. Maybe Syphillis, because it's fun to say
I: Ooh good choice

by Izzygonzzo1818 May 18, 2023

Bonk

1. An expression used to describe the sound of something being hit or walloped

2. Calling someone "bonked on the head" means that they're stupid in some way. Or just really dumb

Person 1: hey watch out!
Person 2: wh-
Person 1: *bonk*
Person 2: I have been bonked

by Chickennuggetchan May 9, 2020