Bonus Waffle

A syrupless waffle given to you as a parting gift after a one night stand.

"I thought of it as a bonus waffle on top of sex"

by XxDouche123456xX April 22, 2013

bonus poop

Any poop after the first of the day.

Man, I just had the most badass bonus poop of my life. Today is gonna be a good day.

by danny_insanity June 25, 2014

Bongus

Bongus is an adjective that means bad, that’s all! But saying “bongus” is so much better than saying “bad.”

Ugh, I have no time to complete this assignment- this is so bongus!

I ordered chicken tenders, but they were out- how bongus!

by Bongus.is.a.real.word September 11, 2021

got the bonus

The unexpected release of solid or semi-solid fecal matter when farting.

Damn it, I've got to hit the shitter, I just got the bonus with that last fart!

by MH555 August 7, 2005

Bonus waffle showdown

When two hungover, hungry strangers have a bonus waffle showdown the morning after their one night stand. The act of tossing breakfast waffles, poptarts, or other such breakfast pastries in the air to see which walk of shamer is the hungriest.

Person 1: We should have filmed your roommate Jeff's bonus waffle showdown with that dude he picked up at the bar
Person 2: Word

by drewbydoo April 22, 2013

bonus points

Points that you offer to people in a last resort to convince someone. Usually ends up failing, but its always a good effort.

Guy 1: Dude you'll get bonus points if go slap that girl's ass.
Guy 2: What are you retarded?
Guy 1: I'll give you a dollar.
Guy 2: How about no?
Guy 1: How about a dollar AND bonus points?
Guy 2: Deal.

by PrivCaboose March 25, 2008

bonus damage

Damage incurred while there is a difference in the lives of two characters in a stock round of super smash brothers.

Link is playing Kirby on final destination. Link has 3 lives, and he kills Kirby leaving Kirby with 2 lives. Link racks up 43 damage before he is killed. Now they both have two lives, but Link has 43 bonus damage on Kirby.

by SSBB Archangel August 10, 2009