Blonddict

A guy/girl that only dates blondes. Usually a football player or a jock.

Guy 1: Damn look at her ass!
Guy 2: You have no chance with her she's a blonddict.
Guy 1: Maybe I could dye my hair.

by WhyYouWantToKnow? June 22, 2016

blonde date

A masturbation technique where you put a blonde wig on your jerking hand so it looks like a blonde is fellating you.

Bro, who was that blonde chick that was blowing you last night?

Dude, that was no chick I was givin myself a blonde date.

by Otto Parts June 6, 2010

suicide blonde

1. a woman whose hair is bleached blonde due to coloring treatments from peroxide in a bottle. She has to maintain the bleaching periodically but her darker hair roots may be prominent anyway. The term "suicide blonde" is a play on "dyed/died by her own hand", ya dig?

2. a dance-able yet still major ass-kicking hit song by Australian rockers INXS. It hit the Top 10 all around the world in late summer and during the autumn of 1990. It has some wicked harmonica playing. Great stuff.

1. Deborah Harry, Courtney Love, Vicki Peterson, Marilyn Monroe, Samantha Fox, Cameron Diaz, and others are not natural blondes. They are suicide blondes.

2. My ex-girlfriend Susan is a suicide blonde.

3. You want to make her
Suicide Blonde
Love devastation
Suicide Blonde
Yeea-eeaahh!!!

- INXS

RIP Hutch. You were one of a kind but we need more cool people like you more now than ever!

by I Saw U2 Live Twice April 14, 2011

Dumb Blonde

Essentially blonde with the addition of "dumb" for clarification.

by Addiy March 28, 2003

she belongs to the streets

a hoe, when she hoe around way too much

Timmy- “See her snapscore? Over 1 million, so she belongs to the streets”
Bob- “Fr tho!”

by noname5678 May 26, 2020

Blonde Dyke

The thing that Kanye West would give anything for.

"Heard they do anything for a klondike. Well I do anything for a blonde dyke."

by doowopbadapadoobop February 5, 2009

Pink Church of Blonde Things

Founded in late February of 2009 by Edwardl, this church is dedicated to sharing all things that appeal to blonds and blonds-alike, and is also known under the acronym PCBT.

The church is also known to celebrate honourary members (those that are not blonde, but definitely act like so), with the first honourary member being announced near the beginning of March 2009. It is also possible that an honourary member can have a lifetime membership to the group, if that person shows consistent blond behaviour.

Weekly newsletters are regularly sent out to members and honourary members to remind them of the week's coming events and recap previous events that occurred in the past week, as well as provide helpful memos, TV show synopses, useful accessories and gadgets, health tips, and a joke of the week.

blonde girl from Pink Church of Blonde Things: *in a confident voice* "C-A-O, THAT'S how you spell cow!"

Blonde girl #1: Did you read this week's PCBT newsletter?
Blonde girl #2: OMG YES!!! I can't BELIEVE that in Gossip Girl, Chuck is going to ask Carter for help!

by azn_ninja April 9, 2009