Boonenia

the desire to fuck up young, steal boyfriends, and set men up for failure. runs in families, usually genetic. be careful, can be contagious among close friends.

Those girls need psychiatric help. I think they have Boonenia.

by karmaskeeperbetch June 22, 2011

begone thot

You chillin in class and a THOT is trying to bother you so you yell BEGONE THOT

Leave me alone begone thot

by Send bobs January 13, 2018

boones farm

Nectar of the Gods. The official beverage of Odin and Crew.

Hera and Aphrodite guzzle this stuff and then go have orgies with their brothers.

This stuff has started wars and ended civilizations (just ask the Sumerians).

In summation: Cheap and Good. Fruiter than Richard Simmons, but a lot more fun. The best wine on this planet.....

Thor and Freya were chillin' one night. Freya tried to take the last sip of Boones Farm. Thor zapped her ass with a thunderbolt. Why????? 'Cause Boones Farm is worth killing for.

by OrangeCrush July 23, 2008

Boone Cricket

A unemployed African American who lives off of welfare and drains the life out of the economy, while the working man struggles with life.

Driving somewhere in the middle of the day and seeing the streets lined with boone crickets, every single day of the week.

by boojie August 5, 2008

booney face

someone with a stupid face.

jamie squats the night away with his booney face

by Joaquin Sanchez Rodriguez December 10, 2005

bogometer

A notional instrument for measuring bogosity. Compare the Troll-O-Meter and the ‘wankometer’ described in the wank entry; see also bogus.

A man in a suit attempted to con me, but my bogometer exposed his bogosity and I escaped without being ripped off.

by TheBlackHandOfDeath June 15, 2011

The Boone

It's russian dressing not ranch.

"The Boone has the best ranch dressing ever!"

"Ranch? It's russian stupid!"

by Jeffff! April 19, 2006