Someone who feels that it is either too trendy or too much of an inconvenience to remove their Bluetooth headset when not in their car. These people will be seen softly glowing at expensive restaurants eating with other people or in some other situation that they wouldn’t be picking up a call even if the phone rang. These people commonly think they look “cool” and usually have a terrible black head problem in their ear (from wearing it all of the damn time!).
Rev: "Hey check out that Bluetooth Commando over there flirting with those middle school girls..."
Bink: "What a douche, I heard he doesn't even own a cell phone..."
Bink: "What a douche, I heard he doesn't even own a cell phone..."
by RTFF October 4, 2010
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A homeless person talking to themselves looking like they're are speaking to someone on a bluetooth.
by Slangem Dozier June 16, 2011
Get the Homeless Bluetooth mug.The feeling that you still have a Bluetooth device in your ear after you have taken it out. This is typically due to extended wearing of said Bluetooth device.
(Man #1 reaches up towards his ear, feels around for a Bluetooth, then commences to scratch ear instead.)
Man #2: "Dude, is your ear feeling okay?"
Man #1: "Yeah, I thought my Bluetooth was making my ear itch. It turns out that Phantom Bluetooth was to blame!"
Man #2: "Dude, is your ear feeling okay?"
Man #1: "Yeah, I thought my Bluetooth was making my ear itch. It turns out that Phantom Bluetooth was to blame!"
by MCBassGuitar October 18, 2013
Get the Phantom Bluetooth mug.A person who never takes their bluetooth headset out of their ear. They figure it makes them look important.
Fred: Josh's turned into a real Bluetooth Ass since he got that stupid thing.
Joe: Yeah, if he only knew how geek it made him look. Looser!
Joe: Yeah, if he only knew how geek it made him look. Looser!
by Buck Guapo March 29, 2007
Get the Bluetooth Ass mug.Anyone that when playing an online game talks major shit but is really a 10 year old trying to act tough when he isn't.
Gamer 1: Yo bitch I just kicked your fucking ass (high squeaky pre-pubescent voice)
Gamer 2: Hey little boy, does your mother know your trying to be a bluetooth thug and cuss?
Gamer 2: Hey little boy, does your mother know your trying to be a bluetooth thug and cuss?
by Juggalox619 April 26, 2009
Get the Bluetooth Thug mug.when the person with a bluetooth headset is having a conversion on the headset but not speaking just listening, and all the while acknowledging and participated in a conversation with a person standing next to them. And all of the sudden start talking to the person on the headset and completely ignore the person that just walked up and started talking. If you are the person that got ignored then you have officially been bluetoothed.
by chad633 February 23, 2009
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