Blue Ball Road

When a guy hasn't had sex in a long time, he has blue balls (clogged pipes) - thus he feels as though he "lives" on blue ball road

(Also, a road in Elkton, MD)

Lisa: Where does P-Phat live?

MOCO: At the moment, on Blue Ball Road - his pipes are clogged!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2010

emotional blueballs

When your crush seems interested but shoots you down when you finally profess your love.

man 1: I thought she liked me but turns out I'm just a "friend".
man 2: Ouch.. You okay bro?
man 1: I'm alright, but I have a serious case of emotional blueballs.

by acatlin December 18, 2009

blue ball

When a guy is driven to extreme sexual arousing without ejaculation.

The effect is a dull pain in the testicles that lasts for at least three hours.

The only cure is to beat one off, but this can also be painful, as it hurts to disturb the area.

The best known method is to simply go to bed and sleep it off.

Sharon rubbed her arse on my cock for ages. She wouldn't shag me, so I went home with blue ball.

by Buccio March 1, 2004

blue ball

when the bitch wont finish

man, jessie gave andy blue balls

by biggaff July 30, 2004

blueballs

a condition where your balls (testicles) ache. Occurs after a few days of abstinance or after being very sexually aroused for a period of time without coming to orgasm.

I've got blueballs today, I haven't blown a load in 5 days.

My live-in was just playin' with me last night; when I was ready to mount her she said no and went to sleep! I got sooo blueballed I jerked off on her back.

by Jake February 20, 2004

blueballing

to ditch, leave in the dust, break plans, hose, etc.

You totes blueballed me last night! Where were you?

by McCulloch Mailroom August 12, 2005

blue ball

a point where a male is sexually worked up, only to be painfully disappointed.

Sasha blue balled Jonny by rubbing his penis and stopping before he was able to cum

by *Shlee* August 21, 2003