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Gender blob

An overweight individual who clearly subscribes to gender ideology, and likely identifies as gender queer - and you can tell there’s nothing fun or interesting about them other than their victimhood complex, which isn’t fun or interesting at all.

Gender blobs generally have nothing substantive to say about anything, but their unique skill is regurgitating verbatim what their gender-women’s studies and fat studies professors taught them.

Gender blobs are, by definition, easily identifiable, in part because they seek the negative attention that is inevitable when anyone normal looks at them, as they use it as further evidence of their oppression. Usually has unnatural hair colors, piercings, and is common to find them wearing a shirt that says something like “Kill Cis-Hetero-Patriarchy” or “Gender Queer and Proud.”
The gender blob’s natural habitat is either at a left-wing protest or in their gender-women’s studies class complaining about their intersectional victimhood as both fat and gender queer.
by Gingjew May 21, 2022
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Blobalisation

People growing extremely fat all over the world. Starting in one country and spreading all over the world.
Blobby people everywhere!!!
" Blobalisation is a serious problem in the world nowadays with people eating and eating "

" When you keep eating so much Hamburgers Mary-Ann, you will never stop the growing blobalisation! You understand? "

" As long as the Fashion week still exists and girls are throwing up their food to stay skinny, there will be no blobalisation sweety "

" No, that ain't blobalisation, that is just one fat dude. And ONE FAT DUDE is not a world wide problem as long as he will not multiply himself, see?! "
by Minkeloneous April 29, 2009
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Blob

"I'm going to properly ruin you when you've finished sucking my cock. Fuck, I've got no blobs."
"Just do me bareback babe, I love a hot sticky load shot up my fanny"
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blarbon

When someone has absolutely no idea what the fuck they are talking about so they make some shit up.
Bro Matt was talking to me yesterday. He was spewing absolute blarbon about the solar system.
by HoldMyThneed December 8, 2020
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Fail Blob Chaar

When someone fails terribly this word/phrase is the only way of compensating for their act disregarding any other words as no other words can come to mind other than this word/phrase. (Warning only to be used if a severe act of failure has been committed).
If this word/phrase (Fail Blob Chaar) were to be defined in a simplistic approach... if someone was a complete idiot and ruined the most easy of tasks. Any person knowing this worthy phrase would insult them using this phrase that will shine through the years passing on as my legacy.
by ASIANYMOUS October 31, 2018
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Blobstacle

When a fat person gets in your way.
Sorry, I was late there was a blobstacle on the bus.
by Squirrel April 26, 2004
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blobfish

1) an endangered jelly like creature at the bottom of the sea that is known for it's seemingly sad and depressed facial expression.

2) an individual who resides in an incompetent state of being

3) an individual who comes across as mean, angry, and/or unresponsive
2) What a blobfish! He’s always shut up in his room being unproductive.

3) You are not responding to my texts or calls. Why are you being such a blobfish to me?
by suthernt06 March 24, 2012
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