blousing

1. When someone is browsing, or looking at women's blouses with the intention to stare at breasts. Usually done by teenagers at the mall.

Cute girl in the record store: "May I help you"
Guy: "No thank you just blousing (as he looks at her chest)"

by tlaloc24 May 13, 2005

Bloomington

A city in Indiana, about sixty miles south of Indy, that is home to the last remaining population of liberals in the entire state, and also home to Indiana University. A fairly nice, clean town that seems contradictory to Gary and Indianapolils.

Unfortunatly, while a great place for liberals, Bloomington does have it's flaws. Gasoline here is an average of ten cents higher than the entire midwestern united states. I once drove from Bloomington to Denver and didn't see gas any more expensive than in Bloomington.

Also, due to the large population of collage students, traffic is a nightmare during the school year, and it's always better to drive around the south side of town than to cut through campus. In the summer, the students leave, traffic subsides, and the residents timidly emerge from the shelter of their houses and go back to their lives.

Unfortunatly, without collage students to worry about, the police department can focus all of their energy on going after residents, so don't expect to get away with anything while the students are gone.

Overall, I reccomend it if you already live in Indiana and want to get the fuck out of some shithole like Gary, but don't move here from any other state.

Resident 1: Dude, we should totally buy some health food and go smoke weed in the back of our VW Bus.

Resident 2: Dude, totally.

Resident 1: Totally, Bloomington is so groovy.

by Ark_gamer May 9, 2006

bloofing

Farting in your partner's mouth while engaging in sex. Usually oral.

I was giving my bf a bj and he was bloofing me.

by Arazmo December 3, 2018

Blooming fupa

When the fupa has worked it’s way down to the inner bikini line with a full blown blooming bush

While sitting at the pool, Becky leaned forward for the skittle that she dropped and Johnny noticed her blooming fupa trying to escape out the side of her new 2 piece.

by @b3leo July 22, 2019

bloodring banger

A Bloodring Banger is a term used for the favorite sex position that middle aged white women prefer whom of which most common names include Roxanne. “Bloodring” is derived from the stretched anus created by the “banging” action only produced from a sev that in turn creates a failed after-product that has since been popularly dubbed as Grant.

- “Oh my gosh dude I totally pulled a bloodring banger on Roxanne”.

- “Oh... so that’s where Grant came from?”

by Derekischungus January 19, 2021

Blooming Knicker Bacon

The wavy inner labia resembling two perfectly fried bacon strips joined at the top accentuated by a heavy menstrual period.

Melissa deftly straddled my face thrusting her raw and blooming knicker bacon over my chin, lips, and nose, whereupon she left a heavily-deposited reddish tinge of bitch-funk on my face.

by Gapingredgroovie January 4, 2009

Blushing

Everyone bleeds, some gush, but only few blush.

It was that time of the month, so when she reached her orgasm instead of gushing she started blushing.

by meimbant February 21, 2011