blasted

Obliterated. So drugged up and drunk that you don't know anything anymore. Except that you're having one hell of a good time. Easily accomplished when you get high and drink then snort cocaine, then drink again.

Say, my good sir, do you want to get blasted tonight?

by Fecalator May 27, 2004

Blasted

Blazed + Wasted ( High + Drunk )

I was so blasted last night.

by KingLime August 21, 2008

Master Blasted

verb - to badger the hell out of someone via text messaging

When I returned to my desk after lunch, I got master blasted. There were 13 text messages on my phone by the same person.

by The Dirty October 2, 2012

penis blasted

When you cum so hard that you get thrown out of a vagina.

Last night I penis blasted this girl so hard that I got thrown against the wall

by Spice and Nice January 25, 2017

Flavor Blasted Xtra Cheddar Goldfish

Gold Fish that have been enhanced with extra cheddar cheese.

Flavor Blasted Xtra Cheddar Goldfish are the best type of Goldfish

by ARCAD3 November 30, 2017

Sack Blasted

To receive and take a copious amount of male ejaculate. To lovingly take that nut custard like a boss.

Steve got home from work and had been working up a nut all day cause he sack blasted all over my chin.

Rachel got sack blasted last night.

by Eaton Holgoode December 11, 2018

Black Boy Basted/Blasted

the equivalent of White Boy Wasted, but less hard.

Juan: The party this weekend is going to be crazy! I’m gonna get hella white boy wasted.
Tyler: I wish I could, but my parents are gonna be home and are gonna be waiting for me. I’m just gonna get black boy basted/blasted, so they don’t suspect anything.

by ohsooriginal June 23, 2019