bitchfork

A fork with a bitch on it. Can be used for sexual pleasureful acts, threats, looking like an idiot on the corner of your road, or getting your anger out. The fork can range from the size or a toy fork to the world's biggest fork. The bitch can range from a polly pocket to a 5623896534756 pound woman. Having a man on the fork is strictly prohibited.

1.(appears at someone's house with bitchfork) You did not come to our meeting spot to dye my hair pink you twat! I was you in the fecking cold for an hour! And you didn't show up! BAAH Dye my hair pink now or have this bitchfork at your house forever!!!

2. Oh yeaaah you bitchfork that's the spot

3. I had such a bad day today! Good thing I have this bitchfork to take my anger out on *shoots in kneecap*

4. *doogy humps bitchfork on corner of street*

by JeffypillGordyPie February 24, 2008

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Bitchkrieg

When a person or persons is involved in a surprise attack carried out by many women. The bitches attacking would have to be wielding more than one kind of weapon.

When you and your homies are coming out of the car or someones spot and someone in your crew pissed off a female. Her and her enraged, weapon-carrying girls rush up on yall and proceed to fuck yall up with more than one kind of weapon: Ex. stun gun, knife, brass knuckles, fingernails, guns, etc. That's an official bitchkrieg.

by caseyt October 30, 2012

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Bitchlord

A senior from the LHS soccer team who owns a freshman, otherwise known as a bitch. Each bitchlord is able to claim one bitch of his own and haze the shit out of said bitch.

Person 1: Hey bitch, go get those balls behind the goal.
Person 2: Yes, bitchlord.

by crustysock777 August 7, 2018

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