To completely overwhelm an irrational thinker with logic, such that they have no choice but to accept the logical truth. A logical bitchslap usually involves one person berating the other over a poor decision and/or thought process.
Person 1: I'm thinking about buying boob implants for my girlfriend...
Person 2: That is incredibly rude and you shouldn't do it. She will perceive it as an insult to her breast size, and not as any form of complement. This can only lead to a strain, if not break, in your relationship. Which will only cause emotional anxiety in either parties. Imagine how you would feel if she purchased a penis enlargement for you. You would most likely take it as an insult to your stature and by extension your ability to perform during coitus...
Person 1: Ok, ok, I get it. Stop with the logical bitchslap already.
Person 2: That is incredibly rude and you shouldn't do it. She will perceive it as an insult to her breast size, and not as any form of complement. This can only lead to a strain, if not break, in your relationship. Which will only cause emotional anxiety in either parties. Imagine how you would feel if she purchased a penis enlargement for you. You would most likely take it as an insult to your stature and by extension your ability to perform during coitus...
Person 1: Ok, ok, I get it. Stop with the logical bitchslap already.
by JSchZBetoipi March 28, 2010
Get the Logical bitchslap mug.Very Similar to the Harlem Bitchslap, but the only difference is leaving the condom unknotted so that some of its contents spills on the face of the female on the receiving end of the slap.
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I did a superman over the pool table and I shorted it, however upon rising I delivered a jamaican bitchslap sending him flying into the wall.
by Auch07 December 16, 2007
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Frank: UBER COOL DUDE! Verbal bitchslap is the best!
Frank: UBER COOL DUDE! Verbal bitchslap is the best!
by Chris666andahalf March 29, 2007
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When my woman told me she was cheating on me with the mailman, I gave that dirty whore a Dutch Bitchslap.
by Shitler88 November 21, 2009
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:Dood, i can't believe you fuct that bosley
2:Yea i know dood, but did u see the Harlem Bitchslap that ensued?
2:Yea i know dood, but did u see the Harlem Bitchslap that ensued?
by Tigi- tigi-tiger woods ya'll January 23, 2005
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