Bitchlash

When someone responds with a bitchey comeback

"Did you just get into an accident?" Cuz you just got bitchlashed!!!

by Paytonic32 January 24, 2015

bitchload

a whole frickin lot of stuff, not commonly used; usually between shitload and fuckton

1) OMFG thats a bitchload of stuff to do
2) I've got such a bitchload of homework to do

by AntiC_666 November 14, 2004

bitchel-whipped

a person who is completely whipped by their controling homo of a bestfriend. sometimes called a fucktard. never no what he will make you do. he could make you buy him ice cream or making you to break up with your girl. you never know when your bitchel-whipped.

Dude, your bitchel-whipped get out now before its too late.

by yellow belt April 5, 2008

bitchel

A nickname given to a friend who has the name 'Mitch', which, means one is an individual who can be easily roasted out of his mind, who also is unable to counter with his own witty remark, and will resort to using remarks such as, "man, you are so gay" or, if you are eating a carrot while making jokes, "man, you're just munchin' on that dick". He also will make use of the word 'holy', in order to blow off anything that has happened in the vicinity.

Guy 1: "That dude is a total bitchel!"
Bitchel: "HOLY, no need! And stop fuckin' roasting me, bitch!"

by brootal21 March 3, 2015

bitchslap

To slap someone (particularly but not necessarily female) who is being rude or nasty, perhaps screaming a lot (i.e., being a bitch). The idea is to get them to calm down and behave. It doesn't necessarily mean you really hit the person; there is such a thing as a verbal bitchslap.

Did you see how Rush Limbaugh stopped spewing that right-wing Nazi bullshit after Howard Zinn bitchslapped him on national television?

by Bluejay May 8, 2004

BITCHOLOGY

When I stand up for myself and my beliefs, they call me a bitch ..... When I stand up for those I love, they call me a bitch ..... When I speak my mind, think my own thoughts or do things my own way, they call me a bitch ..... Guess what, I'm a Bitch and proud of it! .....

bitcheology, bitches, bitch, bitchology

by syd_jazz March 25, 2010

bitchflatter

It's the act of giving compliments to someone who you don't know just because they think you're close or something...

"Who was that? a friend?"
"I dunno..."
"Really? You were talking like you knew each other."
"Nah, it was mostly bitchflatter"

by aresalegre December 26, 2006