Balloonshop

A highly unknown group of guys on youtube that make possibly the funniest comedy video's I've seen. It's similar to smosh but will actually make you laugh.

Balloonshop is f*ckin hilarious
Brahan's books
Learning is fun
take it to the next level

These are all great video's.

by g fizzle for rizzle March 31, 2009

balloon freeze

A "strategy" in clash royale where a high damage but low health unit is paired with an immobilization spell to enemy defenders to preserve the balloon's hitpoints so it can drop devastating bombs on the opponent's tower. this is a gay strategy that is another way to present to others that you are LGBTQ, so if you are LGBTQ but do not dare to express yourself to your LGBTQ crush, consider using balloon freeze in front of him. usually he/she will get the meaning that you are LGBTQ.

Person 1: "Hi I use Balloon Freeze"
Person 2 (same sex as Person 1): "same, you want to date me?"

by TM999 November 10, 2021

combs it with a balloon

This is a description of flyaway hair like Bernie's or Boris J.

PM Boris Johnson's hair looks like he combs it with a balloon!

by I, Wreckerrr June 18, 2021

Balloon Bung

Refers to a big, fat ass.

Look at the size of that ass. That's a balloon bung if I've ever seen one. Bet it stinks

by Big Ed Moustapha October 22, 2008

Balloonishness

Foolishness; The nature of being a balloon

I had a total balloonishness moment and left my cashcard in Centra for a week and never noticed.

by UrbanBiochemist October 31, 2011

water ballooning

the act of holding your foreskin closed while urinating so it fills up like a water balloon

Jake: Hey David what are you doing tonight?
David: Nothing probably just going to sit in the shower and do some water ballooning

by numbertwentyone January 19, 2012

Bill O'Reily Defense

When faced with an irrefutable point, start talking out of your ass and when your opponent attempts to call you out on it say "let me finish" and then when it's their turn to talk yell over them until the show goes to commercial.

Some Guy: Bill, last week on your show you said that Britney Spears was a ruthless whore, and yet you defend Sarah Palin's daughter
*Bill employs the Bill O'Reily Defense*
Bill: Well that is absolutely taking things out of context and these two things are in no way related to each other at all and I for one am appalled that you'd resort to such trivial things like taking what I said last week and relating it to what I am saying this week
Some Guy: well actually that's-
Bill O'Reily: let me finish. so you need to take a look in the mirror and stop making such wild claims like what you've just said.
Some Guy: What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
Bill O'Reily during the above statement: HAOIUSDFHOIASHFOIJWAEPOIFHASOIDFHAOISDHFOPIASJHDFPOIJABOIJFDOIAHBJFDPVOIAJDFIOJ
cut to commercial

by falcon176 January 16, 2009