Bill Gates

An asshole that copied apple computers and got rich off it, He makes shitty software that crashes every half hour, it gets infected with spyware and viruses and is "dll hell". He still copies apple till this day. Vista took him 5 years to make because every year apple made something new and he had to find out a way to put it into vista... If u don't believe me, go to youtube and type in 'apple vs vista' or 'apple adds'

Oh crap my windows has crashed again.. Get a mac!

What do air con's and computers have in common? They both stop working when you open windows.

Lets Throw an apple pie at Bill Gates.

by Tony Kennedy August 25, 2007

Bill Gates

One of the founders of Microsoft and formerly the world's richest man (passed by the founder of Ikea). People like to blame him for everything, because he's rich and part of human nature is blaming rich people for all your problems.

Car won't start?

Got fired from work?

Your candidate got owned in the election?

Blame Bill Gates!! Everyone's doing it, it's the new national pastime.

by C++ September 13, 2005

Bill Gates

Is going to give 90% of his money to charity on death!!! thats Nealy $45Billion. Guy Can Program what ever the fuck he wants. That kind of cash is Cure for cancer good.

Call him Hitler now Bitch!

by Ostego September 17, 2005

bill gates

Phrase to be used sarcastically when referring to someone with little or no skills on the computer.

Person 1: "How do I get songs on my playlist?"

Person 2: "Drag and drop, biatch. Damn, you a regular bill gates on that shit."

by In need of better service at the deli October 10, 2006

bill gates

Bill Gates is that guy who sold his soul for the ability to become rich, rip people off easily and to buy his way out of any court case.

Bill Gates is a bad, bad man.

by Zed_eX May 15, 2005

Bill Gates

A man who had to cheat, steal and kill to get where he is today. Only to have brain washed 95% of Americans using his horrible operating system.

Bill Gates didnt make the internet, he stole that idea from a friend.

by RoBoYtO July 15, 2008

A Bill Gates

1.A wealthy or very rich person.
2.Somebody who claims to be wealthy or very rich but actually he/she isn't.

X: nice suit dude.(trying to touch)
Y:thanks dude.Hey watch it.That's a $2000 suit.
X:When did you become A Bill Gates,Huh?

by eugene uu November 24, 2007