Bilbo Baggins

a four way t-bagg

John, Bob, Chris and Scott had a Bilbo Baggins.

by Froto Baggins January 21, 2009

Bilbo Baggins'd

Reflexive Verb (v): Being Bilbo Bagisn'd means one has just been shuddered at, in surprise and alarm, while trying to reach for a marijuana smoking device. The person doing the bagginsing will generally mimick the suprised and alarmed face of Bilbo Baggins yelling "don't touch it!", or some other defensive speech pattern, while hiding the bong as if it is the most precious thing in the world to them.

Stoner 1: Hey dude lemme hit that Shii--(while reaching for bowl)

Stoner 2: (turns away erratically while pulling bowl in safer area next to his chest), exhibits some strange noise as a manifestation of a defensive and alarmed response, or yells, "don't touch it"

Stoner 3 to Stoner 1 " ha you just got bilbo baggins'd son!"

by Pizazzle February 5, 2010

bimbowned

When you own a bimbo because of her stupid commentary

Did you see the episode when Jeff Foxworthy bimbowned Kellie "Is Europe a country?" Pickler on his show Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?

by ousucksdotcom July 10, 2009

Bilbovert

You basically want to be left alone, but if dragged on an adventure you'll be the main event until it's over.

I'm such a bilbovert, I hate unexpected dwarfs coming over but after they drag me along on their quest, I repeated save their asses and bring home gold and booty.

by Sportsman2567 January 6, 2019

Bilbo Faggions

a lil bitch boy who fat

Milo: ay, what ever happened to that Bilbo Faggions? Akil: you mean Henry?

by trash niglet July 29, 2019

bilbo13bilbo

The Admin password to most porn sites since 1995.

Hey Keydet, I forgot my Pornhub login. Did you try bilbo13bilbo?

by VMIgeneral98 December 3, 2020

Billow Fight

Like a pillow fight, except instead of whacking each other with pillows, the combatants are blowing huge clouds of smoke on each other. The bigger the cloud, the better. Bonus points for making them cough or struggle to see.

"BILLOW FIGHT!"
*blows monster cloud of smoke in your face*

by Big Ernest January 12, 2023