A an african american pornstar that commonly stars in many of today's sleezy porn vids, starring young and horny white women from the age of 25-40. Before any actual action, the viewer gets to listen to Big's well thought out jokes about how he will 'blow his load' and make use of his 14 inch monster cock with yet another rising pornstar. Big's sense of self worth and self esteem both rest in his massive penis that has become his primary means of income and survival. Sadly, his seduction and communication skills with other women also rest in this overlly developed penis of his.
Big stuffed his veiny 14 inch 'monster cock' into Syphylis Susan as he grunted with utter satisfaction.
by 908 Projectile August 24, 2009
by TeeHamBone October 31, 2009
"I'm gonna be chilling with my big tonight."
"I don't wanna hook up with him hes my big!"
"Your big is so hot i cant believe your related!"
"I don't wanna hook up with him hes my big!"
"Your big is so hot i cant believe your related!"
by sarahgrindle777 December 12, 2008
Mike: Omg Daniel is so fkn annoying
Matt: big
Or
Mike: Omg Daniel is fucked in the head
Matt: big fucked
Matt: big
Or
Mike: Omg Daniel is fucked in the head
Matt: big fucked
by Idekwydttm March 14, 2019
A fabled Demi god that laughs in the face of the devil. He is the only one that can defeat our lord a savior. He inhales great amounts of food at once like a legend.
by BigWillSurvivesSlavery February 12, 2019
Something that seems too good to be true, and turns out to be true, but also comes with lots of compromises and tradeoffs.
Mom: Hey kids guess what?!?! We're moving to a new house!!!
Everyone: Yay!!!!
Mom: With a swimming pool in our backyard!
Everyone: Yay!!!!
Mom: And a free hot tub!
Everyone: Yay!!!!
Mom: And it's well below our budget!
Child 1: Why do I feel like there's a big but coming...
Mom: BUUUUT-
Child 2: Uh oh
Mom: You guys have to share a bedroom
Child 1: Ah shit here we go again...
Everyone: Yay!!!!
Mom: With a swimming pool in our backyard!
Everyone: Yay!!!!
Mom: And a free hot tub!
Everyone: Yay!!!!
Mom: And it's well below our budget!
Child 1: Why do I feel like there's a big but coming...
Mom: BUUUUT-
Child 2: Uh oh
Mom: You guys have to share a bedroom
Child 1: Ah shit here we go again...
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 02, 2020