johnny big chair

When you get a big promotion and become the boss. Sitting in the biggest chair in your office.

I cannot believe you are the boss, must be nice to be Johnny Big Chair.

by Johnny Big Chair May 14, 2014

Johnny Big Cock

A nickname for anyone with a big dick.

Girl 1: “My bff blew Chad the other night and apparently his dick was so big she had a hard time getting it all the way in there”
Girl 2: “ Wow, I wouldn’t have expected Chad to be a Johnny Big Cock”

by Db.on.db December 18, 2023

Bigjohnson

One who has a larger cock than normal, people with the last name Johnson have a 100% Bigjohnson rate.

Wow you have a Bigjohnson, I can't wait until its inside me, but I'm a bit scared that it won't fit.

by Cocka January 6, 2008

bigjohn

Not the brightest man in the world

John is thick as fook, cause skeg told us so

by Anonymous August 30, 2003

Bigjohn

Noun. Specifically the name for whatever waste comes out of ones anus. Can be singular or plural. This is something my dad and his family would say, going well back before WWII and in Pennsylvania and New York.

I ate about 30 candy bars in an hour. Then I had really nasty bigjohns.

by Lewis Beauregard June 15, 2022