BIG Mac

the Kim Jon un of burgers and the big chungus of mc donalds that is overpriced but everyone eats it anyway

eats a big mac gets type 3 diabetes

by PIKU NIKU May 28, 2019

big mac

1. Savoury dish consisting of two half cooked cuts of meat, obtained from the neck of a giraffe. Once warm, the meat is placed with extreme care between 3 slices of Tesco value bread and served in an elegant polystyrene container.

2. A big rain coat

1. Hello, I’d like a big mac please. Can I have some source with that please… yes I will pay 5p for it you skank. I’d also like 6 pieces of fluffy white breast meat, a six digit number and date with me tomorrow at nine.

2. It’s got the name of a big rain coat… init!

by peterpiper June 6, 2005

big mac

the most delicios burger on the planet. anyone will tell you its the sauce!! the sandwich is like $2.38, and, the meal is somewhere between $4.68 and $5.50

Pimply Faced Teen:What will you have?
Me:Uh, two big macs, both with extra sauce, but no cheese, uh, one with large fries and sprite, no ice , but the other just the sandwich.
Pimply Faced Teen: $10.88

by k-neezy June 24, 2006

Big MAC

Big MAC (verb) the act of masturbating in front of your Mac laptop until you reach climax, and then slamming the Mac book laptop closed on top of your penis while ejaculating. Also referred to as the "MACaroni n Jizz."

I just Big MAC'd to that Chyna sex tape, I think I broke my laptop, also my dick hurts super bad.

by Dark lord tizzy May 12, 2016

big mac

When you lick big mac sauce off a dudes dick

I gave this guy a big mac the other night. It was awesome.

by sweetsweet1992 January 25, 2014

big mac

1.A Heart Attack
2.ALSO: The Secret Sauce Is Cum

1. Joe:He Had A Big Mac
Bob: Egad Is He In The Hospital
Joe: Uh No Hes At Home
Bob: No

by ImTheKnowerBitch(NiggerVersion July 12, 2010

big mac

A big fat hairy guy who talks bullshit about everything and lies about everything. Also is very dirty, smokes alot, scratches cash words, hairy as fuck, and has a very bad lisp

Big Mac was telling me how he towed his boat right on his truck after he was riding his Harley, and I almost didn't believe him!!!

by footballer12490 August 14, 2008