Biffing

To be baffled whilst under the influence of ketamine

"I'm biffing hard"

by Steph September 14, 2003

Collapsed Biffins Bridge/Biffins Bridge Collapse

The dropping/drooping and loss of the pelvic floor muscle (between the vagina and the anus); plainly, the older lady's/too many sprogs/big fat lady condition of vaginal muscle tightness; collapsed cunt snatch control;

(Collapsed Biffins Bridge/Biffins Bridge Collapse)
Ooh look her biffins bridge's collapsed - patently obvious when a woman is wearing a bikini!
Cilla Black in tights!

by Blakey Ridge September 24, 2005

biffkin

The hair that grows off the gooch not the gooch itself!

My biffkin is getting too long. I may need to shave it.

by Bizazy May 16, 2006

Biffin

Biffin or Biffing is the state of being chill or relaxed even when you’re under an immense amount of pressure or stress.

Raul: “Hey man how are you? Heard you failed the ACT.”
Dylan: “It’s all good, I’m straight biffin.”

by bigpapa q7 August 20, 2020

Biffin

A Scottish slang word meaning “hit” or “batter”

* does something bad *
“ you’ll get a biffin in a minute!!!”

by anonymous October 10, 2021

biffinen

a name that is given to someone you like but always annoys you and treats you like trash and has terrible mood swings and can’t decide on what they want

why do you like acting like a biffinen 🙁

by oceandreams143 November 23, 2021

biffinectomy

Removal of the biffin

“Ouch my biffin hurts!” - grace
“Maybe you should book a doctors appointment for a biffinectomy” -sinead and katelin

by Biffinlover June 21, 2022