The Bertie affect

Where you just cannot get enough of Bertie.

I think I’m suffering from the Bertie affect mate. He’s all I think about night and day.

by The_misadventures_of_221b September 30, 2021

Bertie Male

Someone who thinks they are good at everything, but in reality is just a cocky dick that no one likes.

"Bro I'm soooo good at football!"
"Shut up you Bertie male"

by Bertie is cool 420 August 9, 2019

aron berti

what you would call someone if you thought they were the ultimate badass

man that guy over there with all the fly honeys is a total aron berti.....word.

by stephen hernandezz December 6, 2010

Bertie Beetle

to squash a juicy bug in your wanking hand and using it as lubricant

i was lonely at work and a Christmas Beetle flew past so I gave myself a Bertie Beetle!

by Blanchy November 10, 2007

berty hole

another word for the anus, the sphincter, the rectum, the bum hole.

I gave her/him a damn good seeing to up the berty hole!

by pablohunny42 May 28, 2009

bertie bean

Ecstasy pill

want a bean?

by liberty September 18, 2003

Bertie Pie

similar to an upper decker. However, this special surprise comes with a broken/dismantled 'flush-to-flapper' chain, enabling the Bertie Pie to be enjoyed for a much longer time.

"Hey man, someone get the stick because someone left a huge Bertie Pie in the toilet tank and I can't seem to find the chain!"

by SquidBerticus February 26, 2010