bertrand

in a moving vehicle: to closely follow someone in an aggressive manner in an attempt to pass them on the interstate or highway. Often times, the vehicle attempting to be passed is already exceeding the speed limit so the person doing the bertranding ends up looking like a dick

Girl I'm going 90 in a 65 and this car behind me is on my ass trying to pass me. She needs to stop her damn bertranding before I go off.

by laurelruf January 5, 2010

Bertrand

The man behind the camera who always makes mistakes.

Evil Overlord "Hey! Stop it!"
Bertrand "Sorry."

by Derpz May 4, 2015

bertrand

a dirty, half nigger who constantly bitches about seemingly unimportant things, nobody enjoys the company of, and smells like dirty asshole.

Dude, i just shit a bertrand.

by Goldennn November 16, 2010

beltrami

To destroy. Demolish.

You can beltrami this pussy.

by kissland December 19, 2013

cory bertrand

a bitch with a small dick and that sucks at keeping girls and is not loyal at all you meet a cory leave fast run RUUUNNNNN

cory bertrand is a bitch

by coryis the biggest bitch May 24, 2017

bertrand

an extremely fat homo who can consume 2,000 pounds of bacon at once. he enjoys making videos attempting to look cool by dancing with his pants down.

should not play soccer without a shirt (this can save young girls lives since they will not need to see his sweaty fat rolls)

thinks he can someday have sex but is toooo fat to do so.

OMG that kid is such a bertrand, did you notice how the ground shook when he played jump rope??!?!?!?!?!!?

by Shorty747 February 16, 2008

Bertrum

Noun: A homosexual male or effeminate heterosexual male. Often shortened to "Birch".

From the Latin: Bertronius - A citizen of Rome who is light in the sandals.

Chris: Is that dude holding a handbag?

Stef: I think it's called a 'Manbag'

Chris: Either way he's clearly a bertrum!

Alex: Such a birch!

by A1exander May 11, 2014