amazing artist, only person who can get away with the whole greasy- hair- but- still- really- hot thing (other than gerard way) im gonna see him in a month or so at the college thank god hes so effing hot!!!!!
omg ur so hot just like bert!
by xblacktornheartx April 1, 2005
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A Sexy and Hot (Although a bit a dirty looking) Lead Singer for the band the used who also is a great writer and Vocalist, and has Friends (The Other band members) WHo are = in talent!
The Used, AFI, Deftones, APC/Tool, Vendetta Red, and Chevelle all Rule!

Bert McCracken Is goinbg to be a rich rich genius if he keeps up with these amazing records.
by A Milly Dollys September 19, 2003
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the hottest guy in the world, and i am his number 1 fan
i want him to come out of my birthday cake naked
by Steph E. November 19, 2003
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crazy definitly, i did more than hump is leg at warped tour... heart flutters
by madai December 4, 2003
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hott man hott man!!! OMG i want to rape him! man hes hott as fuck! his greasy hairs sexy as fuck! ya well hes hott and i WANT him....... kellys lucky.... well not anymore
by katy knows..... October 4, 2003
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Bert McCracken is one of the hottest guys alive along with Quinn Allman and Branden Steineckert who are also in the greatest band ever! I LOVE YOU Bert! I'm your biggest fan ever!~LOVE~
Bert McCracken is the hottest man alive in a former drug addict kind of way!
by Megan March 15, 2005
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