blitz survival games

A huge cell of cancer

'I was diagnosed with cancer, must be Blitz Survival Games'

by honeybooboooooboo August 20, 2017

Beatzing off

The act of touching oneself in a private area whilst thinking about the DJ MR.Beatz

"I was a touch lonely last night so I ended up just beatzing off on my own."

by BassHeadz Design May 13, 2020

Boomer Blitz

Old people violently hatefucking.

Man, I thought I was walking into a great orgy from what I heard, but when I got there all I saw was a big fucking boomer blitz!

by Dr Indian November 25, 2019

Blitz Team

The Blitz Team is a certain group of people that follow Mr. Bruce Blitz on YouTube and other social media outlets.

These fans are made up of sports fans and pro wrestling fans.

I have just joined the Blitz Team.
You should join the Blitz Team.

by Mr. Blitz Team December 16, 2013

beitler

to get high off of marijuana

past tense: beitlered

Yo lets go beitler after school today

by Dienstag January 2, 2009

Betzaida

Betzaida is the most amazing girl you'll ever meet. She's a unicorn and so is her best friend. Get on her bad side and you'll never want to be on anyone's bad side ever again! Betzaida is nice, kind, polite, helpful, friendly, smart, obedient awesome at spelling, and many more positive stuff. Don't abuse that. Lose Betzaida and you'll lose yourself.

You: Hey do you know how to spell cake in German?

Random person: Uh, I don't even know what cake in German is, how am I supposed to spell it?

You: Oh wow, well Betzaida can. Right Betzaida?

Betzaida: What?

You: Spell cake in German

Betzaida: Oh. K- U - C - H - E- N.

You: Told you.

by Missy Misfit June 2, 2017

Blitzed

An adjective, used when one is heavily under the influence, most often alcohol or marijuana.

"We were absolutely blitzed after finishing off that case of beer."

by Drew M. February 6, 2006