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Blinding Whities

The ejection of bodily fluids, simultaneously, from both axes. Usually performed on bathroom ware in close proximity.
Sorry boss, can't get there. Had a dodgy, Got the blinding whities.
by halfpie December 5, 2019
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bending the curve

A popular expression that means to alter the underlying terms of a problem to improve its outcome. Represented graphically, this would result in the “curve” being “bent” in a positive direction as the conditions change over time.
Bending the curve on violent extremism in weakly governed countries is possible by strengthening the institutions of governance and their capacity to protect their populations from non-state actors.
by Gil Byrd Cheever May 12, 2018
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bending

verb. to engage in a bender, that is, a brief or extended period of intensive drinking, drug usage, and /or other forms of extreme indulgence, generally in response to periods of high stress.

In addition, can sometimes also allude to acts of over-the-top homosexual behaviour or indulgence, as in the British slang noun "bender" or adjective "bent."
there were few things in life worse than waking up to the hazy, throbbing stupor following a night of heavy bending." OR "John says he has a girlfriend, but he was out mad bending at gay bars all weekend.
by loki jotun July 5, 2011
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bending corners in the hood

Walking around your neighborhood looking for things to do.
I was hanging with my homies bending corners in the hood.
by ShannonB August 25, 2006
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Bending A Biscuit

To take a long shit that coils in the toilet like a french crossaint.
I let the dog out in the back yard thinking she wanted to run around, but that SOB was bending a biscuit on my lawn.
by Waddle Doodle November 16, 2007
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This is a song originally sang by The True Master himself. The True Master was feeling very festive, so he sung this song. Memers alike joined in and sung together.

This is the first line of the song, a spin on the classic ‘It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas’, originally sung by Johnny Mathis. The word ‘Christmas’ is altered to ‘Cringmas’ in order to attempt to inject some humour, a loved classic move from The True Master. The True Master unfortunately only sung the first line of the song, and I, myself, continued with ‘everywhere I dab’, in which The True Master laughed at and began to sing himself.
During form, where there is small amounts of chatter.
Suddenly, The True Master pipes up.
“It’s beginning to look a lot, like, Cringmas!”
Memers alike begin to laugh.
by .Mega December 19, 2019
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binding arbitration

The latest in Corporate America’s sadly successful attempts to undermine democracy and make themselves above the law.
All disputes must be revolved by binding arbitration. You agree to waive your right to a trial by jury and that the judge will be this rigged-ass old man paid off by the company.
by InvaderInvader August 23, 2021
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