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beener

When a woman gives a guy head or a blowjob. It is a common goal of high school students until they realize that it doesn't matter because sex is way better. NOTE: this is not the slang for mexican
Pat: I've been trying to get a beener now for three years.
Chris: dude sex is way better
Pat: nah that's impossible man beeners are mad cool
by DILLON!!!! January 13, 2011
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Beemer weiner

To be drive by cock slapped. Or hit in the head with a cock from a passing by car.
Yeah dude i was jogging down the road and i got beemer weinered.
by Michelle Kensington March 11, 2010
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beemer

a fatass kid in 7th grade who thinks he sooo cool and who is going to fight the kid named julian over a girl. which he loses and dies of a heart attack and marries trisha poopinyourmouth and the fat couples will die 2 day
everybody RUN ITS BEEMER
by FATPPLSHOULDDIE January 31, 2010
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Beemer

A car marketed to the upwardly mobile working and lower-middle classes as a luxury mark. Despite being one of the UKs most common brands, seen by the terminally unimaginative as somehow exclusive.

Distinguishing features are non-functional indicators and a special lens in the windscreen which makes the car in front look further away. This results in typical Beemer driving behaviour such as changing lane or direction without warning and driving two inches from the car in front.
Beemer Baz: Get out of my way - can't you see I'm important?
Driver in front: No, I have a car in front of me, so take your repmobile Beemer out of my ass.
by JimboRangoon March 18, 2008
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Beemer is proud to be a horny ass mother fucker.:)
by HaNnAh May 13, 2005
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Once upon a time Beemer was someone who worked for IBM, and Bimmer was a reference to a BMW vehicle. People got confused.
The Beemer drove a Bimmer.
by mdtallon October 31, 2015
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Beemer Bitch

Anyone who bought, owns, drives, or as anything to say about BMWs other than how anyone who buys, owns or drives one is a pretentious asshole.
Bet you little Beemer Bitches flip your collars on your shirts up, too.

Yeah, you're really cool now. Really. You are.

Fucktard.
by 6_Qubed August 29, 2007
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