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Meat Beat Mania

When you're gonna masturbate but you don't want it to sound disgusting or weird.
Bob: Hey, Johnny Where are you going?
Johnny: Oh i'm just gonna go play Meat Beat Mania
Bob: What's that?
Johnny: ;)
by BillyBobberina March 10, 2018
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by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 27, 2025
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Beastman Aids

A disease contracted by having anal sex with Beastman from the He-Mann series.
I've got Aids. Beastman Aids, and I'll spread it into every good boy and girl today.
by Sodomech January 22, 2004
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Skeletor VS Beastman

A famous song, usually played in school when bored.
Rake some leaves! A famous quote from Skeletor VS Beastman. This quote is used all over the world by people of every kind.
by -xPETEYx- February 13, 2008
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Beastman

Gives beastman aids to every good boy and girl today
by Crowbar October 8, 2003
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Beastman

A mythilogical half-man half-beast creature. Commonly found in the wilderness, but rarely ever spotted. Few accounts of female and male victims stated, that this creature is tall, slim but strong. Partially covered in hair. These victims were found by local town's people, sexually assaulted and physically beaten. There has been two reported cases where people have been found murdered. Beastman has often been used as a deterrent to underage sex, see the example below. Beastman is currently wanted by serveral law enforcements and considered extremely dangerous.
The worst case scenario reported appeared that one of the murdered victim's anus region was stretched approximately 20 cm in diameter (About the size of a small tree trunk). This caused the victims pelvis to be internally ripped apart, also crushing the spinal chord. Pathologists have reason to believe this was not done by any instrument but the actual creature's sexual limb, as alot of semen was found. Most cases of the 'Beastman's revenge' causes the jaw bone to be shattered, as it is violently raped.
"Dont go sleeping with boys or the beastman will get you"
by MikeR0959 May 25, 2008
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beastman

In He-Man and the Masters of the universe, one of Skeletor's evil henchmen. He has the power over wild beasts.
"What was that Beastman?"
by Overlord of Evil June 6, 2004
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